Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021

Duck Butter

‘Duck Butter’ is the greasy, sweaty residue that builds up between the nutsack and inner thigh whilst wearing chest waders all day during 25+degrees on summer wildfowling hunt.

“Bloody hell Bob, that was a tough day out on the marsh, the old ‘duck butter’ is kicking up a bit.”

by Master Baiter 1972 June 19, 2021

Rubbing Butter

Butter you have to spread yourself on a food item.

”Granny hand me some of that good rubbing butter for my waffles”

by Shysky99 July 6, 2021

Glam Butter

1. The same affect as truffle butter, after having consumed glitter pills. 2. Making your significant other take glitter pills for a week, the making sparkling truffle butter through a combination of anal and vaginal sex. 3. The substance or froth produced after having anal sex and vaginal sex with someone who has consumed a significant amo6of glitter pills.

My girlfriend has been taking glitter pills all week. This weekend I'm gonna work her up a thick glam butter.

by J.D.C. August 1, 2021

Luv butter

The aftermath from a sloppy second

Their was so much luv butter on the sheets after the orgy

by Luv butter October 21, 2021

Cold butter

A homoerotic substance. Use it to destroy your bread and never spread the way you want it to.

Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”

by GuyYouKnewInMiddleSchool October 27, 2021