Definitions by J.D.C.

Vanilla Sarcophagus 

The act of shoving one's head into the vagina of a large woman until you loose conciousness due to the lack of oxygen.

Last night Tammy and I did a Vanilla Sarcophagus. It was very erotic.

Vanilla Sarcophagus by J.D.C. January 24, 2023

Glam Butter 

1. The same affect as truffle butter, after having consumed glitter pills. 2. Making your significant other take glitter pills for a week, the making sparkling truffle butter through a combination of anal and vaginal sex. 3. The substance or froth produced after having anal sex and vaginal sex with someone who has consumed a significant amo6of glitter pills.

My girlfriend has been taking glitter pills all week. This weekend I'm gonna work her up a thick glam butter.

Glam Butter by J.D.C. August 1, 2021

Madison Slapshot 

The act of pulling open the back of someone else's pants and defecating in them and releasing them causing a slapping effect. Originated in Madison County, Maine as a form of hasing amongst school aged pals.

Shut up or I'm going to give you a Madison Slapshot!

Madison Slapshot by J.D.C. October 5, 2016