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The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
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r/oldyoutubelayout

A collective of the dumbest, chronically online screaming 12 year old kids on reddit perpetually trying to resurrect the 2005-2012 era of Youtube by creating rip off video sharing websites with to the old YouTube layouts that go down within a year, usually with a sad whimper. The videos on such a site are typically unwatchable and contain earrape humor, skibbidi toilet, or roblox.
10 year old child: I'm a member of the r/oldyoutubelayout subreddit

Dad: I should've never had you
by HipsterMillenialDouche March 19, 2025
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surrogate older sibling

A person who fulfills the vacancy to be the surrogate older sibling in a family where the oldest child has left home whilst the younger sibling(s) are still too young to move out. Such vacancies are commonly found on the Happy Family sticker in the rear windshield of the family car. This role often involves providing guidance, support, and companionship in the absence of the biological older sibling.
After my older brother left home for college, someone became the surrogate older sibling, helping me navigate school and life at home.
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
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It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.
Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!
by dubaidubaidubai February 18, 2009
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getting with olders

When someone gets with someone older than they are, this usually occurs with Brentwood school girls who seem to be atcched with the idea of only going out with older boys at their school.
Person 1: “ hey your in my year want to come to a motive

Prestige girl: “you must be a fucking idiot your in my year no way! I’m only getting with olders”
by SemenLoaded April 22, 2019
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two year olds

two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
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Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
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