Meated

To put meat into or onto something

“Yea bro she got meated lastnight.” *proceeds to dap up*

“Make sure you get that pizza meated, can’t have pizza that isn’t meated”

by Piruscrips March 5, 2023

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Meat Back

The feeling you have when you've consumed so much meat that your lower back hurts.

"Man, I ate so much tri-tip that I've got a mean case of meat back right now"

by TheyCallMeLeeSus August 17, 2018

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion

“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?

by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019

Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep

Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat

by YourdadJason August 17, 2022

Meat knuckles

When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.

Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass

by I love my ego August 26, 2022