3 definitions by Ritch850

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

alabama hot potato

Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket, but instead of shitting into the woman's vagina, you shit into her asshole. Then she passes your shit back into your asshole. The more people playing the more fun, just like the game hot potato. Whomever has the shit in them when the countdown stop is out and the game continues until only 1 person remains.

We got the crew together last night for a big game of Alabama Hot Potato. Jessica lasted the longest but lost at the very end to Brian.

by Ritch850 September 25, 2020