Diflucous of the blowhole

Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)

blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter

After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

The Bacon

When something is so good, it can only be described as 'the bacon' relating to how good bacon is.

'Wow that film was the bacon!'

by George E-OR B007nd October 14, 2008

greasing the bishop

To masturbate

Johnny's mom walked in on him while he was greasing the bishop.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

off the break

The state in which a game of Tournament Paintball is started. Normally , the state of "off the break" happens after a 10 second call.

At THE GPL Tournament series, I shot 2 people, OFF THE BREAK.

by Gabe Fletcher December 21, 2007

Thems the breaks

I fucked up and tried to fix it but everyones left my Party, getting kicked out your job at the worst time for anyone else to pick up the torch.

“I know that there will be many people who are relieved, and perhaps quite a few who will also be disappointed.

“And I want you to know how sad I am to be giving up the best job in the world, but thems the breaks.”

by Fellowkids July 7, 2022

Fuck up the Bowl

This happens when you hit the stall about a quarter second before you shit your pants, not having time to sit down all the way on the seat thus projecting fecal matter shit all over the bowl, seat and floor.

Dude, let me toss back a few humunga chungas and I'll show you how to fuck up the bowl!

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009