The Bread

Someone who is loafin.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you come over last night?

Guy 2: Sorry man, my mom was being the bread, and made me do the dishes all night.

Guy 1: That sucks.

by lukatore October 3, 2010

breaded bread

Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.

Example 1

Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.

Example 2

Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.

by Breaded Bread May 18, 2020

Breaded Bread

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.

by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021

bread

The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off

Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)

by Dubiks April 14, 2019

bread

THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!

BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by who says I have a plan? July 19, 2020

Bread

Cash, money, paper....etc

I don't pimp hoes for the head, I do it for the bread

by da_preach August 23, 2003

bread

bread 👍

Person 1: Bread 👍
Person 2: Bread 👍

by Mr. Nuggertz April 13, 2022