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blue john

Derogatory term for skim milk. The lack of fat in the milk makes it appear watery and blue-tinged in color.
My doctor recently put me on a diet that includes reducing my dairy intake. I've been drinking whole milk all my life and can't stand the taste of that disgusting, watery blue john.
by D Mitchell June 17, 2007
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Pulling a John Tucker

A term from the movie John Tucker Must Die.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.
Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie

Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.
by Unique1234 March 14, 2009
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Pope John Paul II

The Leader of the Catholic Church from 1979-2005.

He was shot May 13, 1981, but survived.

He died April 2, 2005 in the Vatican City.
The Pope was a great man to all Catholics.
by Chase April 2, 2005
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papa john's that hoe

Ejaculate on the belly of your sexual partner take a mixture of corn starch and flour sprinkle it on her belly where you ejaculated and make dough. (Have fun)
Watch me make some special dough and papa john's that hoe.
by D I double z I e October 23, 2007
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Apple-john

A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.
“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.
by Gliese September 13, 2010
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Urp John

A man only obsessed with sex, named after the character from call me Kevin's sims 4 series, whose only goal in life was to reproduce
That guys a real urp John, eh?
by LesKen February 9, 2019
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The John Feeling

A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.
John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.

Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
by bighairedman62 November 19, 2019
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