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Beaner Face

A normal Mexican American male that speaks only english, but has a very strong beaner face. The face of an aztec warrior. The face of a person you don't like right from the start.
DILL: Hey man, the new guy Hector is fucking hilarious bro!!

TRENT: Yeah, I wasn't really paying attention, his silly beaner face made me want to hide my wallet!
by AeSGreat May 7, 2011
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busting beans

when you have explosive diarrhea so bad that it is audible from the next room. It is followed by intense muscle spasms and loud groans and moans from the excretion.
Friend 1: "OMG that girl was busting beans so bad that I felt her pain."
Friend 2: "God I hate that, she must of had some bad veggie food."
by patty pants October 21, 2009
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Black Beaner

An offensive pejorative term for a low class Cuban or someone who is acting like one. Refers to the fact that Cubans like to eat black beans. Such Cubans may stink of ass gas. When they do, you can hear them coming before you see them since they tend to fart a great deal. They show little if any class and are often rude and obnoxious. They are very loud and like to draw attention to themselves. They frequently have very poor hygiene. They many not use deodorant and may wear ratty clothing.

Often they are really narrow-minded and highly opinionated. You can't reason with them. Some might argue justifiably that they have little intellect or are just plain dumb. They frequently are condescending towards other Latin Americans, non-whites and non-Americans neglecting the fact that they are immigrants themselves with diverse racial backgrounds. In fact, the white Cubans see themselves as better than the non-white Cubans in general. Their arrogance typically leads them to believe incorrectly that somehow they are better than anyone else.

They hate it when non-Cubans know something that they don't know because it makes them look and feel less educated and superior. Because many of them are too lazy to get a degree, they knock down people who have one thinking that they can easily step into someone's job and do it because they are Cuban.

They also hate it when someone can speak Spanish better than they can especially if they are not Cuban but from some other Spanish-speaking country. It defies their airs of superiority.
Those Black Beaners woke us up, farting in chorus the Cuban national Anthemn outside our window one morning in Miami.

Juan who is not Cuban, but has a job as an analyst which required a degree. Antonio, who is Cuban, doesn't have a degree. However, Antonio believes that if it weren't for the degree requirement, he could easily do Juan's job with some training. Antonio has the bad attitude of a Black Beaner.

Antonio later lied his way into a job claiming skills and knowledge he didn't have, using a phony degree certificate he bought. He got interview tips from Juan in what to say which landed him the job. However, soon Antonio's arrogance and ego gave way to reality as he couldn't deliver on the job. He was fired soon thereafter. What a typical Black Beaner.

A los Cuba-Lingas le gusta masturbar sus pingas, which is the same as saying that Black Beaners like to play with their weaners.
by La Da Dee November 25, 2005
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I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019
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Beanbagger

Liberal protesters, often anti-war, anti-Bush, anti-capitalism, etc. They often get the police involved due to destructive behavior, and the police sometimes use a gun that shoots beanbags, as a crowd control weapon.

The term is a fitting rebuttal to liberals who call conservative protesters "teabaggers" for attending anti-big government "tea parties".
"Did you see those beanbaggers at the G20 Summit? What a bunch of animals".

"Conservatives are peaceful "teabaggers" but liberal beanbaggers behave like animals.
by Killroy2010 October 15, 2009
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Beanboy

A kid (usually a retard) at school who you throw beans at every day until he is one with the bean
Haha you’re a fagbag beanboy
by XxbeanboyxX April 15, 2019
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Beano

A Beano is a person who does not have a solidified friend group and attempts to uncomfortably join another friend group; even though they are clearly not wanted. A Beano is also a person who doesn't understand social cues.
That Beano won't leave us alone.
by Archie Colombus September 29, 2017
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