well penis

Your Grandpa's vagina

If you see a rinkley old penis, you KNOW it's your grandpa's!

by Michelle November 5, 2003

penis pain

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product

John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."

by Balls4all May 30, 2005

space penis

a penis that can grow in any space at any time on anyone.

Dude 1: Hey dude, i just got a space penis on my leg!
Dude 2: So did I!

by RIMJI October 20, 2010

Penis Patrol

When girls go out looking for men that they can hook up with / sleep with / start dating ect

Danielle: "Natalie, do you wanna come out on penis patrol tonight?"

Natalie: "Yes, definately. Shall I invite Sophie?"

Danielle: "No Sophie can't come on Penis Patrol as she has a boyfriend"

Natalie: "Ohhh I am so excited about Penis Patrol tonight, gonna pick up some hot guys"

by Danihunt86 August 15, 2011

screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

Ando-Penis

An extremely small measurement of length.

person 1 - 'Dude, how big is your new telly?'
person 2 - 'About 600 Ando-Penises' (20 inches)

by ultracooltechnoturnip November 2, 2010

penis-nose

An unusually large, long, cylindrical, nose that only attracts the trasvestite species, and the rare polka dotted chimpanzie.

That Flaminco dancer has a bomb penis-nose Linchul!

by Belle Asian December 10, 2008