Penis catfish

A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.

If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.

Penis catfish by **SMD** May 9, 2025

Penis Butter Jelly Time 

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Penis Butter Jelly Time by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

Penis levitation 

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

Penis levitation by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025

penis music 

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience

producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it

penis music by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025

Penis Envy 

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

Penis Envy by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Penis Fart 

The exit of gasses through the urethra. similar to a female 'queef' but smellier.

"Hey, Steve, I just did a penis fart can you smell it?"

Penis Fart by epicfortnitegamer13 July 21, 2025

Penis butthole vagina fart

Something you say when you're extremely really fucking bored with your partner or friend

Penis butthole vagina fart!
Who are you get out of my house

Penis butthole vagina fart by Hamburgerman69420 October 29, 2025