Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

Flirt 'n Squirt by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

Fap-n-Seek 

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!

My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!

Fap-n-Seek by master fapper May 5, 2014

cock'n'beemer 

n. A young man in a particular brand of German-made automobile, compensating for his lack of phallic fortitude by driving like a dick.

"That cock'n'beemer nearly ran me off the road!"

cock'n'beemer by wheelhouse September 21, 2014

pump-n-bate 

The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.

I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.

pump-n-bate by philmbrt October 10, 2014

Cat'n Crunch 

n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.

My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.

Cat'n Crunch by saint_adventure October 13, 2014

Drop-n-drain

To urinate, piss, make water so on and so fourth. Would be said by a person who considers himself a pony stallion. Not because of size, but of lifestyle /fandom. Brony term.

Hey everypony, wait up, before we go I need to drop-n-drain.

Drop-n-drain by Ron R December 17, 2014

steamboat'n 

The act of taking a crap in steaming hot water. Ie: a hot tub or bath.

I wouldn't go in there, somebody was steamboat'n in that hot tub.

steamboat'n by Gbigdog1 January 10, 2015