long john 

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

long john by thedudeman May 28, 2004

jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.

jelly john by cool4dude November 8, 2005

Wrestling John Wayne 

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.

"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."

Wrestling John Wayne by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010

Timmy John 

A relatively minor surgery that is used as an excuse for an extremely long absence from work.

I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.

Timmy John by somebodyspecial23 September 6, 2012

george and john buddies and pals 

a "commercial" that George Harrison (whoose birthday happens to be today) and John Lennon made on their First U.S. video

George and John: George and John Buddies and pals!

george and john buddies and pals by starkey lover February 25, 2010

Who-Hit-John 

slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade

origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch’

The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.

Who-Hit-John by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008

schlong john 

If, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schlong john. Can also be used for particularly long and skinny and/or phallic long johns.

Whoa! Watch where you point that schlong john.

schlong john by SamAdams February 1, 2005