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Timmy John 

A relatively minor surgery that is used as an excuse for an extremely long absence from work.

I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.

Timmy John by somebodyspecial23 September 6, 2012