Natalias Mom

The ultimate hoe. She thinks making others lives worse is fun, and that it makes her life better. Basically an emotional vampire that thrives on being a pompous asshole, and a parasitic being that is nothing more than a cockass.

Natalias Mom got her boobs bigger because she is a hoe, and she works at a restaurant just to put her boobs in peoples faces (but Hooters is bad in her mind).

Natalias Mom by 8ywi8liffii October 21, 2008

pitbull mom 

A pitbull mom is to be feared for a variety of reasons. She fights for the underdogs and fears no one. She is one of the strongest mom's you will ever meet. Her pitbulls are stubborn, bullheaded, and rebellious. Other mothers would fail, but a pitbull mom gains respect and loyalty from the most unique and dangerous breed. She will only ever rescue or own pitbulls because her soul aligns with theirs. The pitbull mom is a comeback kid herself, someone everyone doubted, however she has the last laugh. She is a rebel at heart herself. The pitbull mom should be the most respected, she has a gentleness about her soul that her pitbulls can feel. A pitbull mom will die for her babies, and her babies would die for her.

That girl is a badass, she is a pitbull mom.

pitbull mom by MJpitbullmom December 19, 2016

Soccer mom

totally hot momma. would be completely unaware of their hotness except that punks get in traffic accidents when they watch these soccer moms cross the street. yeah, you want 'em. and when you're a money making executive, you'll pay for 'em. Them and a minivan. yeah you will.

He wanted that soccer mom but was afraid she wouldn't want a little guy who's only sexual experiences were with himself.

Soccer mom by soccer mom September 16, 2005

Soccer Mom

"She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness."

Soccer Moms are the epitome of a good mother. They treat their children as their gold and diamonds. But today, these good mothers are scorned. Other women view motherhood as oppression of male domination. Thus, they fight for their rights. Amid this, they discard the unwanted burden (children) through abortion and neglect. This is killing society.

Soccer Moms should be treasured. They raise their children with moral education and never spare them a penny to use it for their "self-indulgent necessities."

"That Soccer Mom trains up a child in the way he should go. If I had a mother like that, I would have stayed on the straight and narrow."

"That Soccer Mom tickles my fancy."

"Bored and Deprived Soccer Moms need some love."

"Sydney Leroux is a Soccer Mom. She plays soccer and she's a mom."

Soccer Mom by JBMiller October 1, 2018

Loveable Mom

Woman befitting of her title ~

"Loveable mom" to her youngsters and hell on wheels in the Sunshine Beach Cafe...

Likes to kick Miffers ass all over the board.

Hey Jenn, when you going to stop kickin Miffer's ass and give him some lovin??

Response : "Not in this lifetime."

; )

Loveable Mom by annonymous February 12, 2004

Aunt Mom

The lady I always called Aunt is now my mother -in- law...I married her son years later

she was once my aunt now she is my mother-in law... she is my . Aunt Mom

Aunt Mom by Nogrid17 January 12, 2018

big ass shlong in your mom 

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver

boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes

big ass shlong in your mom by big ones only February 26, 2022