The Thug Slayer

This is in the individual who literally survived massive homophobic attacks from the local natives in the urban culture. Be being bullied and threatened for being who he is, Open expressed intentions to vanquish entire way of life socially I’m politically launching the The social crusade of Trump Trash = Thug Trash and launching to the highest political authority of New York State and the city the “The Social Urban Reformation Project” to vanquish the toxicity of urban culture and preserve the liberal enlightenment urban culture.

Living in the Heights sucked when thug trash decided to make me feel like I didn’t belong because I couldn’t be myself. I took on the mandate and the mission exterminate take urban trash from time and space and expose the false bravado that is a “thug” ultimately in more ways than one. Between being enthroned as Dominican and becoming The Thug Slayer, The Washington Heights toxic culture was sterilized amd now a conquered satellite of the Olympian Terran Empire.

The Thug Slayer by CJ Stryker September 20, 2021

The Traveling Gilberts 

Nobody knows these people. Some people say they know them and that they have orbs. Those people are wrong because the truth is nobody knows them.

Who in the hell are The Traveling Gilberts?

The Traveling Gilberts by BJTravels November 13, 2021

The Teddy 

When you’re chatting with a friend online and they fall asleep without a saying anything mid conversation.

person 1: are you there?

person 2: …
person 1: oh no, he pulled the Teddy

The Teddy by tina490 January 5, 2022

The Trudeau Effect 

The irrational fear of gay people, trans people, women, health, and the Quebecois.
While also being the love of geese, air horns and big rigs.

The Trudeau Effect got me thinking about going over the border with my F-350, it's a strange thing.

The Trudeau Effect by NoireNoise February 4, 2022

The Three Amigos

When you are going to sleep with a very attractive women but are self conscious of how small your penis is, so right before entry you put your two thumbs on your penis to make it feel bigger.

Man I used the three Amigos on this girl last night. It was so good I even made her finish.

The Three Amigos by Las Fuher February 17, 2022

The Torrance Exit 

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.

Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

The Torrance Exit by Harold Swoubidor March 11, 2022

The termite

While performing cunnilingus with two fingers inserted in the vagina, you burrow the termite( the opposite hand’s thumb) in a circular motion, slowly penetrating the anus up-to the first knuckle.

“I gave her the termite last nite, and she was very responsive “

The termite by Moony75 March 17, 2022