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Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.
Damn I think he has Johns Disease
by 1153011 March 20, 2019
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John

John.
by tarshboy69 May 31, 2021
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Cool John

Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.
Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John
by Ramentae November 21, 2021
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John

A very pretty and cute girl that most consider perfect
by I_Heart_My_GF May 17, 2022
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John

A man who fails at keeping his word. A man who plays piano and sings songs to entertain himself even if he knows that his voice sounds like a dieing rat in a sewage screaming for help like in ratatoullie. Forgive me for mispelling that. That movie was one of my favorite movies but, johns voice had to ruin it. Hes a brown skin, beady eye, afro hair, rat teeth, small dick, no good looking abomimation that needs to throw himself back from whince it came!
by Bombvoyage August 16, 2018
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john wattsing

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.
I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.
by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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