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this game sucks 

A statement made by a gamer when his opponent uses game mechanics against him, leading to infuriating results. The gamer gets salty regardless of whether he wins or loses the game. He wants the game developers to make changes to the game mechanics to prevent such circumstances from repeatedly occurring.
"Chat, all he did was low forward drive rush and fireball drive rush. This game sucks!"
"I knew the drive rush was coming and I still get hit. This game sucks!"
"This game sucks. Marvel is the best fighting game ever created."
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Punt Game 

Punt Game is Sport mostly played with 3 or 2 people and where the 1 snapper snaps the ball to the punter, the punter tries to kick the ball while the snapper turn around and turns into a rusher and tries to block the kick so rusher can score. if the snapper (rusher) does not block the kick the returner catches the kick and the punter chases the returner so he doesnt score
Hey bro do you wanna play punt game in the back yard
Punt Game by SeniorChicky March 31, 2024

Tracking game 

While you are pissing, if someone throws an object within your line of sight, you must immediately start tracking it with your piss. If you hit it, you immediately jack off and nut on it, but if your nut misses it, you kill yourself
Yooo, I was pissing at the kindergarten baseball practice and one of them threw a ball at me so I started the Tracking game, and hit it at the last second!

tough game 

your so bad, madden tells you to rage quit after being down by 21 or more points.
Your having a tough game, honestly just quit.
tough game by ecogamez April 6, 2024

Wiki Game 

A term sometimes used in the gaming community. Usually used to describe a game that withholds critical information from the player to the extent that using outside sources, like the game's wiki, becomes mandatory if the player isn't prepared for hours of aimless wandering and an absolutely grueling beginner experience.
Terraria is a popular example of a widely accepted "Wiki Game".

Met Game 

A game played by the New York Mets which ends in the most mindblowing outcome causing us to lose. Most of the time it generally follows the Mets having the lead for the majority of the game, and losing at the end over general tomfoolery and incompetence.

i.e - Committing a NOBLETIGER in a situation that would’ve won us the game, leaving runners on base, blowing a save, and general dumb plays and decisions made overall.
Jane - “Hey, you see the game last night?”
John - “Yeah, it was the most Met Game I’ve ever watched.”
Met Game by mrmet_ May 13, 2024

Optimized Game Syndrome 

A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.
Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome