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Ute-douche

Middle aged men and/or Karen's driving around in bigass utes
I was just cutoff by a ute-douche.
by Allan B'stard March 1, 2023
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El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
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Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options
*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!
by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023
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scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked
Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?
by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023
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Dodge Douche

Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.

I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.

Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?

A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
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Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.
by DebLos December 9, 2023
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