Dodge Douche

Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.

I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.

Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?

A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
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Tom Wilson

The Zellers or Eaton's brown plate special of names. The crowned King of boring names.
Hey kids! Let's go to Eatons! I heard they have the Tom Wilson brown plate special for $1.49 on Thursdays. Gosh, Dad! What's in it? Salisbury steak, powdered mash potatoes, brown gravy on a yellow plate and everything! Swell, Dad! Can i out salt and pepper on it? Sure can, son... Tom Wilson's for everyone!
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
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