Definitions by Misosdaddy

Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options

*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!

Gluten Douche by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023

giggle lettuce 

Marijuana

Lets have a "grown up talk" in the other room with the giggle lettuce so my toddler doesnt know we smoke.

giggle lettuce by Misosdaddy May 23, 2018