The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things
by YBPYT October 1, 2021
Get the Monitor Buttermug. When someone is so fat that it's hard to penetrate their ass/pussy, they are known as "solid butter" because they're too thick to spread.
Person 1: Ayy man I heard you fucked that fat chick last night. How was she?
Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.
Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?
Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.
Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?
Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
by JustEnough June 4, 2023
Get the Solid buttermug. Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
Get the Secure that buttermug. My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
by Bunkylove April 5, 2017
Get the knob buttermug. A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."
"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"
"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"
"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"
by kittykay69 September 20, 2017
Get the Butter blossommug. One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.
by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024
Get the Ghost Butter Churnermug. Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.
Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels
Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels
by Castor Charmwood September 11, 2020
Get the Peamnut Butter Bamgelsmug.