Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it

“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night”

by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022

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Churn butter

Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.

O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.

by Afd1800 October 1, 2023

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butter shanks

Your butt and thighs.

1. Your butter shanks were giggling with joy as you danced the jig.

2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.

by Hobbitess June 11, 2013

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An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.

"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022

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