slope woking

Description of a person so densely unaware that their "woke" position on life (or wokeness) is, in reality, viewed by others as them nievly sleepwalking through life.

This moron is so woke that he is slope woking right over the cliff with the other idiots, he can't even think for himself.

by abc928 February 7, 2023

dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014

The Working Man

Some one who doesn't take oppurtunities to get ahead; too honest The opposite of a hustler

A bus driver who works 9-5 5 days a week compared to a club promoter who runs the local gambling ring.

"The Working Man is a Sucka!"

by Crankshot7 June 28, 2007

winking

the act of basically having sex, but not, because neither party finishes.
When Penis enters the vagina for a short period of time, then for whatever reason, is removed from the vagina.

So you guys had sex?" "not really, we were just winking for a bit then stopped"

by hotmomma520 August 13, 2010

Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.

we should go wanking to an epic beat.

by Alien Lmaos September 29, 2010

working hard or hardly working

singlehandedly, the stupidest phrase i have ever heard. it is not funny when used to a student and it is not funny when used to a coworker. you are not witty, you are a dumbass.

first off, there is no way that you can in any way compare working hard to hardly working. how can you confuse the two? you can't.

second off, if you have in some way found a way to a management position and use this phrase, someone in your office is going to send you a big bag of poop.

thirdly, it is not a pick up line. a pick up line is, "hey baby, do you have any black in you? you want some?" this does not compare.

fitzgerald: hey sexy mama, working hard or hardly working?

helga: go fuck yourself.

fitzgerald: okay.

by shizzfuzz May 17, 2010

working by the hour

When you see a truck going 10-15 miles per hour under the speed limit, it's a good bet the driver is being paid hourly and not per job. Also, the job is probably unpleasant so getting to it is not a priority.

No wonder traffic isn't moving. That sewer pump out truck driver is working by the hour.

by Isaac Bickenstaff December 28, 2011