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Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.
Jacobs Trumpet by fatland September 15, 2010

Crumpet Trumpet 

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
Crumpet Trumpet by brookeybby December 1, 2010

Angel's Trumpet 

Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.

Sweaty trumpet 

Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
Sweaty trumpet by The Gerk July 13, 2010

air trumpet 

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.
air trumpet by GingerArch December 20, 2013

Gooey Trumpet 

When you fart and cum at the same time
me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet
Gooey Trumpet by jayareaye April 16, 2014