taintenance

The act of maintaining a healthy taint. This includes, waxing/shaving, moisturizing, and wearing appropriate undergarments.

Grumpy Grundle can be prevented with regular taintenance.

by toad-10 February 28, 2011

Taintus

The smell between a male's penis and asshole.

As I went deep down on Brad's sweaty hot throbbing shaft, I got a wafting aroma of Taintus.

by RandomGuy1010 May 10, 2015

taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016

Thict

An adjective used to describe women who are both "thicc" and "fit" at the same time.

"Damn that girl was thict."

by TheYeetBoy June 12, 2018

tuna taint

when your taint gets really sweaty and salty it smells like tuna.

Man i get tuna taint when i go running in the summer.

by dirty bird7518 April 26, 2008

salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"

"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"

by talon88 August 18, 2013

Bikers Taint

The condition that arises when one has ridden a bicycle for an extended period of time and causes the taint to become irritated and angry. There is no known cure.

"I rode my bike for 14 miles the other day. Man did I have a serious case of bikers taint"

by scruffy42 June 23, 2014