spunk splash

A Spunk splash refers to someone who is a complete twat. they are a splash of spunk.

Colin, you are such a spunk splash.

by Asha&Emma April 29, 2006

Splash damage

When pain has been inflicted on an individual to such an extent that surrounding by-standers can't help but sympathize with the victim.

Bob: So I heard Steve got kicked in the balls by his girlfriend.

Tom: Fuck ya, I was there, every dude in the class room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.

by BlazeRaider May 17, 2009

Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

by Bob March 26, 2005

splash

Soda. Generally a two or one litter bottle. Any remaining soda under the label is considered "spray" (usually flat).

Yo, pass me some splash.

by Big Schlong Stud January 25, 2008

Splash damage

When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.

Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.

by KablamoBill September 21, 2012

Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...

Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!

by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Splash Bash

A family reunion involving a pool, a barbecue, sports and genuine fun in the sun!

Cool Bro: Dude are you going to Amy's party?
Cousin: No way dude, I get to go to a Splash Bash!
Cool Bro: You're so lucky, I wish my family loved each other enough to throw a splash bash... but they don't.
Cousin: Oooh... awkward.

by mailmansam7 November 25, 2011