Gas mask

Schmutz that you put on your face, but never f-sag

If you want to know how to properly use a gas mask go to the israeli military

by Sexydimma June 25, 2022

Mask Vacation

Because of COVID you will to travel everywhere with a mask on, even on vacation.

“Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022

Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022

Drop mask

Suddenly pulling your mask down when you need some oxygen.

I was working hard and couldn't breathe, so I had to drop mask.

by Maskermind August 28, 2020

mask breath

The accumulation of breath that stays trapped in your mask... which worsens the longer you go without giving yourself a breather. Much like the process of fermentation, except, well... barrels aren’t involved... just the masks...

Me: “Kaiser... is that mask breath I smell around the corner?“
Kaiser: “Nope... it is all throughout the block bro bro.”

by moises_eras November 11, 2020

MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.

I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.

by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020

mask catfish

A person who looks super attractive with a mask on... and not so attractive without it

Guy1: “Dude i thought she was super hot then she took off her mask”
guy2:”sounds like a mask catfish dude”

by Coolhandjake September 19, 2021