Thot

A "thot is a hoe," with the plural being "thotties." Other definitions, however, reveal a little more about how the word itself came to be: "Thot" is actually an acronym that can either stand for "that hoe over there" or "thirsty hoe over there."
Why is Anna being such a thirsty thot?
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The holy orange Toaster.

He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.

He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.

THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.

TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
I am praying to THOT every weekday at 4:20 pm.
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:ayy man look atbthat thot. I can smell her yeast from over here
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Stands for That Hoe Over There. Used as a word to describe a Hoe, Whore, or Slut. Originated in Beacon NY
Look at that thot. This is the 4th guy she’s madeout with tonight
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EXTERMINAT THOT
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A girl who be thirsty for that dick and dresses or acts like a hoe.
"who's that?" "oh that's just Selena. She's had 6 boyfriends this semester, she's a major thot"
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Thots are the scum of the Earth. Their succing abilities are above average, but their excessive use of the dog filter on Snapchat is very repulsive. As we are all men of God, we find their existence repulsive. And we should be repulsed. The frequently have pre-marital sex, and that is a sin.

Thots are bad, mkay?
Brian: Yikes, Carlos, did you see that thot?

Carlos: Don't worry, I'm a thot exterminator.

Thot: OwO hewwo

Carlos: BEGONE THOT *destroys the scum*

Jesus (AKA JonTron): Nice job, my child.
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