I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013

Softhenic Petals

Softhenic Petals is a docile sword clan with some of the nicest and funniest members. If you ally with them you better bet they got your back when you need help with events. Softhenic Petals is a clan that doesn't need exploiters or degenerates but a community with fun and opportunities.

What is a good newgen clan?
Softhenic Petals is a good clan!

by ExoticPetai October 21, 2021

soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

by Special Que January 4, 2008

Soft horny

Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.

"I am so soft horny for you!"

by Yunominu June 24, 2020

softball

Sport played on many different levels. In lower levels game is generally played for roughly 90 mins playing 5 innings. in collegiate and olympic levels games usually last 2 to 3 hours and are played generally in 7 innings. HItters are forced to hit balls moving 60-70mph usually with alot of movement and also change speeds. Same concepts as baseball but many different ones such as slappers and coverages. Pitchers pitch from 43 feet which leaves less reaction time. although not commonly seen as much of a contact sport there are many collisions and injuries where a person may break a bone, get cleated, dive into a fence, hit by a pitch, etc. Bases are only 60 feet which means reactions must be faster and you have less time to make plays. Although not as much endurance is needed you must have fast twitch muscles and be able to do alot of sprinting

Joe: Did you see the softball game last night?

Bob: Yeah those girls did a great job, those pitchers really made that ball move.

by shortstop112 April 17, 2009

softcore

The pornos that TMC, Cine-max and Showtime show. Doesn't show dicks/cocks or open vaginas/pussys. Usally involves dumb storylines, bad music and predictable plots that we still watch anyway to see the good stuff.

Watch TMC, Max or Showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight.

by Mike September 2, 2005

a softer world

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."

by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004