Stochastic Faggotry

1. When gay men engage in lewd sexual acts in public, especially during Pride Parades.
2. When progressives refer to conservative political opponents as “stochastic terrorists” simply because they disagree.
3. People who deliberately smoke weed or cigarettes without regard to rules or the comfort of others are engaging in stochastic faggotry.

Even if those 12 gentlemen who are engaging in public sex are making content for Diktok, they are still committing stochastic faggotry, and that is frowned upon. I’ve been here watching and frowning for over three hours.

by Stochasto September 30, 2025

Slouchy Bitch

A person who is unkempt,dirty, and overweight who often talks shit on other people.

Bitchhh I just found out that Fat Ashlee was talking shit. What a slouchy bitch.

by NoTeaNoShadeNoPinklemonaid January 12, 2026

Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010

Harlem Slouch

The driver of a car has their seat way back, to the point that they are slouched; one arm is stretched forward in order to maintain the wheel. Gangsta rap may or may not be readily available and playing.

When driving through the ghetto, it is necessary to employ the harlem slouch.

by Depardieu#1 May 20, 2014

titty slouchers

any type of food that goes straight to your man tits

hey bro wanna go to McDicks and grab some titty slouchers?

by emm0n5 August 17, 2016

magic stoich

A nickname for the Juul. other nicknames are tragic squanch, magic launch, tragic slaunch, and also the stoichmcgoich.

Yall bois tryna go hit that magic stoich and play some fortnite

by leh stoich February 14, 2018

cart sloucher

A person who uses a grocery cart as their Walker

Look at that guy Mike he's a cart sloucher laying on his grocery cart using it as a walker

by Dutch girl 69 July 16, 2019