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St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
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game stock

A shorter way of saying game stop stock
Jeff: whats the value of game stock
Larry: its up there
by ChaseTOM August 2, 2022
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Stocking Anarchy

very pretty lady, practically married to ranpo, and definitely a cool ass person.
Stocking Anarchy is my favorite sister, panty is ugly as shit
by ranposass June 6, 2022
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Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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Dank Stock

Hilarious and dank, they are pictures use the awkward Shutterstock pics as memes... Look it up!
Dude 1: oh man I just saw the most dank stock!
Dude 2: oh mayn! Send it to me!
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The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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