grizzly status 

the highest level of bad ass you can achieve. it is damn near, but not completely, impossible to gain the status of the grizzly

Yo man, fuck Baller Status. Grizzly status all the way.

grizzly status by Tommy Vancouver August 21, 2009

Champ Status

Reaching the point of blackout and puking during an evening of partying with your buddies/bros.

Sean: "Yo I'm trying to reach Champ Status tonight!!"

Justin: "I'm so mad dude, Tony beat us to Champ Status...where's the vodka?"

Champ Status by Mawm32 April 17, 2011

spaceship status 

originates from a group of friends in Northern Virginia, who described the act of driving a car, while being high, as floating or how it would feel to be in a spaceship without an exerting gravitational force. Definition: to drive while high off marijuana; to simply be really high.

-"Dude, I'm about to drive home spaceship status"
-"Hahah word."

-"Yo I'm trynna be spaceship status tonight!"

spaceship status by NovaKid April 13, 2010

wheelchair status 

when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.

paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.

wheelchair status by Tony Oats December 6, 2006

headline status

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.

friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"

headline status by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009

Tiger status 

When some one has more women than they can handle. Cheats on thier girlfriend/wife for more than one women

"that guy has total tiger status"
"man I feel bad for rebecca her boy friend is tiger status

Tiger status by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

Pre-Ex Status 

A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.

Pre-Ex Status by Ditno October 3, 2011