sphinker jockey

A sphinker jockey is a gay man. Anal antics!

I ain't going in that club mate, thats full of sphinker jockey's.

by ilovegrannys April 14, 2010

Sphincter Roulette

When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.

"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."

by SJPUNOME, The Grand Pilubah February 25, 2015

sphincter recoil

Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart

TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!

by OneStarGator July 19, 2017

sphinter

A term used to describe a male who is a badass at almost anything they do.

"Man that guy Greg sure is a sphinter, he sure knows how to reel in the ladies."

"Kid Rock is an American Sphinter!"

by Mayskilla23 June 6, 2018

sphincter punch

The liquid that leaks from your ass when you’ve had the runs.

My undies were stained with sphincter punch.

by THE CareBear September 8, 2019

Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

The definition of a sphincter-marriage:

When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.

De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.

I love your sphincter, will it marry me?

I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.

Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.

kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

by M&m! January 7, 2012

Reset your sphincter

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks

John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.

by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012