Uno skip

When you get so fucked up you start talking gibberish.

Sarah got so fucked up last night she was uno skipping.

by Saraxxxxx October 6, 2022

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

nation's skip

exo is irrelevant since nobody even their own fandom streams their music since they spend their entire time obsessing over bts

therefore, exo is the nation's skip

exo is nation's skip and nobody listens to their music worry about that

by obsessedwithme July 27, 2021

Skip

A mouse with 120 laff, maxed gags.

Outgoing,Crazy, and weird..
She loves her friends and knows how to brighten the mood😊

Person: can you help me with my maxed merits?
Skip: Hell ya! Let's do them all!
Person: tysm
Skip: np fam! :3

by Rosie_ttr June 19, 2017

skipping hella ass

the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.

skipping hella ass till the day I die

by AssSkipper3000 June 7, 2015

skip scan

Skip-scanning is when a customer deliberately decides not to scan an item but still puts it in their checkout bag.

A WALMART shopper has revealed that she was wrongly accused of tricking a self-checkout kiosk with “skip scanning.”

by qalachaki December 27, 2023