Hoemer Simpson

1. An Old, stupid, ugly hoe

2. A hoe who looks like Homer Simpson

Man, I ain't throwin' away my bucks just to fuck Hoemer Simpson!

by Watchamacalldat January 12, 2007

Sharnii Simpson

A fat girl who claims to be pregant but really jenny craig failed so she needs a excuss.

Even if she is pregant the baby is already at a great disadvangate by not knowing who the father is.

Im sharnii simpson i smoke and drink cause i like my baby to get high and drunk

by Emu park REPP June 5, 2011

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

Cody Simpson

The Australian Justin Bieber.

Person 1: Omg whos that kid?
Person 2: Oh, thats Cody Simpson.
Person 1: What does he do?
Person 2: What Justin Bieber does only with an accent.

by ldkmfijdskolcmvnjhdfisl June 29, 2011

jessica simpson

a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.

"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"

by T Cash January 21, 2006

jessica simpson

A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.

Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!

by loserxcore September 4, 2005

jessica simpson

she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.

i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.

by nicky lachey October 11, 2006