shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

shitbox

A retarded name for a gaming console that the stupid crapstation 2 lusers like sony roolz bitch about while raping gay men in the asshole

PS 2 = sucks
X-box = has Halo.

'Nuff said

by sony roolz licks donkeys @$$! July 18, 2003

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

Shitdown

When a person takes a dump, accidental or otherwise, the literal second their ass touches the toilet seat. Often associated with sudden/panic Diarrhoea, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, or just plain misfortune.

One:

"Thank fuck! Shitdown! A second later an' I woulda fudged my drawers fo' sho' "

Two:

A: "Why you all flustered dude?"
B: "Yo man just had a shitdown, coulda been some serious shardage"
A:"Thank the Lord"

by Josh B04 December 9, 2008

Soylent Shitfest

A show where everybody gets together and throws shit and eats soybeans

Dude, that soylent shitfest last night was terrible.

by This is my maiden name December 8, 2007

Shitcoin

A word used to make a bad situation good.

Frank: hey George did you win the two square game?
George: it was a close game but I lost.

Frank: ohh shitcoin

Karen: “I’m breaking up with you”
Clive: “oHh shitcoin”

by T. Ross August 18, 2019

shitfest

having a festival of various shits, hersheysquirts, aka diahreahha

Holy cow im having a shit feast!

by Matt Nowatka May 17, 2005