Schlumpkin

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021

Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

SCRUMP

when the corn goes into the butthole and you wiggle scrump daily

“Yo, I just SCRUMPED.”
“oh”
“Yeah bro.”

by anonymous January 29, 2022

schumacher

- if you have this name you love playing rugby and getting slapped in the face with the ball

- if you have this name you have nice big titties because you are a bad bitty

- wow, schumacher is begging to play rugby AGAIN?!

- did you hear? schumacher titty fucked her brother today

by Zuri Rossssss March 16, 2022

Schmupper

schmupper - has a lot of opinions about shmups that they've not played, believe to be rare & therefore great or have never seen beyond stage 2 without credit feeding

Ikaruga is all-time greatest shmup ever.
Shut up schmupper.

by Umizugi June 20, 2022

Scrumpdidallydumtious

Something that looks Hella good

God damn that burger looks scrumpdidallydumtious

by A1ert June 24, 2022

Scrump

When something tastes so good, it has a lot of scrump, making it scrumptious

Those cheeseburgers had so much scrump I couldn't stop eating them

by Brephilson July 6, 2022