Lee savings

A bald goofy guy so bald it could make you blind and aslo extremely angry he could explode at anytime

“Yo bro that guy is such a Lee savings “

“Nah man that is MASSIVE “

by Scoot Henderson March 2, 2025

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Lee saving

Lanky bald man who is a carbon copy of steve bracknall who is very strict with his children and sends them too bed too early and forcefully feeds his son biscuits and chocolate.

Charlie said too niall that his dad is such a lee saving

by Leesaving March 2, 2025

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balls-sagging hot

When it's so hot that your balls sag lower than normal.

Bro it's like 90 today, that's balls-sagging hot!

by BigTuna1742 June 17, 2025

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Oh yeah, totally because just saying it makes it so. If it's shut down... And you just SAY that it's the opposite of that... Then IT IS THAT. Right? Pretend! Fun. But... Wait... Just give me a second... So you WEREN'T going to talk... And then this happened... And now you ARE ready to talk... You've been watching the whole time.... Why didn't you do that in the first place? Because I already gave you complete control of the situation. And we can all see how THAT worked out for everybody... Right? You had it for 10 years... And noooow... Do you NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE? It thought you didn't need me? Is there something you need me to do? How about you get the guy you replaced me with to do it?

Hym "How about this: Since you know where I am at all times... Why don't you have the people in my apartment evacuate... And then you can go ahead and drone strike MY house? Tit for tat. Fair. Just say it. Just saying it will make it so... But wait... Hold on a second.... Hmmm.... Didn't you also say there was a ceasefire? I'm not seeing the fire, ya know... Cease.... Strange... It's almost like that isn't actually the case... It's almost like saying it DOESN'T make it so... It's almost like there's gotta be some kind of relationship between what's being said and what's actually the case and who is saying it......... Curiouser and Curiouser...

OH! I know what it is! You didn't say it in Yiddish! I told you that you gotta say it in Yiddish! I don't know what to tell you guys. I require CERTAINTY. Until I have it my hands are tied. On an unrelated note: You know how you catch a monkey? You put some fruit, like an apple or something it's going to want to steal into a jar with a mouth that bottlenecks... You see... The monkey's hand squeezes into the bottleneck... But when it clenches it's fist around the apple... It's closed fist just doesn't fit though the mouth of the bottleneck anymore? Right!? It works ONE WAY... But NOT IN REVERSE... And the MONKEY... Is just too fucking stupid to let go of the apple! So it shrieks... And it flails... But the jar is usually chained to something or stuck to something and it's at that point that you can just walk up and grab it. Free monkey. Just saying."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

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pulling a Salinger

when you cut yourself off from society and all forms of communication for the purposes of completing work or a project.

(derived from the author J.D. Salinger)

Melissa: "where were you all weekend- there was a great party you missed out on- I called and emailed you?"
Holly: "I had a big project due-so I was pulling a Salinger-needed to get it done!"

by salingerbird December 4, 2010

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