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Creepy Finger Quotes

(n) 1. A motion of the hands meant to signify the usage of a quote, yet done in a fast and clumsy manner that may be viewed as inappropriate, disgusting, or just plain perverted. 2. a phrase any uneducated, liberal judge might use to define a very talented and informed orator that watches the news quite frequently.
First of all, I thought finger quotes were with two fingers, not all of them--you have creepy finger quotes.

His creepy finger quotes make me feel uncomfortable, and therefore I need a restraint order.

Wow, he has a really intriguing Oratory, regardless of how he performs his creepy finger quotes.

Perhaps that kid just doesn't have enough coffee in his system to perform normal finger quotes...those are just creepy finger quotes.
by spencermustbeking September 28, 2009
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quote

A VERB, NOT A NOUN
to recite or include a passage from a work that is not your own. Basically, a way to get out of actually thinking and making other people do the work for you
WRONG: I need 40 quotes for this project
RIGHT: I need 40 quotations for this project

-Yeah, I need a few more lines to meet the page requirement, so I think I'll quote Benjamin Franklin.
by qwertyblab June 18, 2009
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Quaft

When a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. Eventually the quaft will work its way out of the butt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.
by Schmittay January 3, 2009
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Quaft

To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while

saying it is only a "light" punishment.
by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011
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Quota

To hook up, make out or kiss; to play tonsil hockey.
Man I really hope I quota that hot piece of ass tonight.
by Maxine Rodriguez June 14, 2009
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quota

An allotment of timely interaction one assigns to a group or a member of a group. A specific amount that serves as means of maximum exposure to an individual or a group sharing similar interests. When one reaches maximum point, one 'calls quota' before pleasant interactions evolve into irksome experiences.
"I have done lunch with you twice this week. I call quota on you before I get bored with you. See you next week."

Note: This is an example of a thought process. It is NOT advisable to speak of quotas aloud. If quotas are informed to public, there may be a risk of not having any individuals or groups to call quota on.
by Mehreen September 11, 2008
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quoting

That stage where you're not quite dating but you're more than friends. If you were to say you were either dating or friends, you would use finger quotes and therefore, you are quoting.
Are you and Tom dating, you've been hanging out a lot lately.
No, we're just quoting.
by Jessie Alexander November 24, 2007
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