Whitney Problem

An unnecessary problem that someone creates in their mind in order to maintain a certain level of drama in their life.

She claimed that when multiple people started asking her out, it was a burden. When in reality, it was just a Whitney Problem.

by Art vandelany July 29, 2017

got a problem bitch

When some asswipe or whatever is interfering with what you do and it bothers you, say this:

Got a problem Bitch?

by sugar glitter 222 February 19, 2015

pink pussy problems

A feeling or horniness in girls. Also reffered to as P3 (p cubed)

Stop masturbating and get a man to take care of your pink pussy problems!

by KolleenJ November 17, 2016

her eggs her problem

her eggs her problem is what you say when there’s nothing you can do about a situation.

You: Man I really wish I wouldn’t have missed the bus this morning.
Me: Oh well, her eggs her problem I guess.

by tigerlxlly May 1, 2020

Fake Math Problems

Unrealistic or nonsensical word or story problems, routine and nonroutine, that may or not be solvable—however, most of them serve to humorize, parodize, or satirize mathematics.

One question from “The Bigly Book of Fake Math Problems” is the following: “At a Trump rally, if 10 coronaviruses infect 10 diehard supporters in 10 minutes, how many of these foreign viruses will be needed to infect 100 supporters in 50 minutes?”

by MathPlus November 23, 2020

probly

1) one of the easiest ways to spell a word wrong without ever knowing it.

Maxine: Are you going to watch that movie with us?
Craig: I don't know...I want to...probly.
Maxine: You mean probably?
Craig: Wait, what?
Maxine: Huh?
Craig: ...

by B J Maxwell Malkovich October 18, 2009

self proclaimed whore

a girl named ceci who claims she is a million pounds overweight but is a skinny bitch
one who walks around telling people she is whore..hence self proclaimed..even thou yes she is still a virgin and has gone third like once.
one who went to a catholic school..claims to be extremely religion and prays all the time ..but yet anytime the word "jesus" or "god" is mentioned she rolls her eyes and laughs..
one who got her ass saved because her bestfriend/sister saved her stupid butt from getting arrested
a girl who makes fun of her bestfriend/sister because she so called has a fish face.. sorry i wasnt photogenic 3 years ago.. im so ashamed. sigh.
one who runs around yelling "my ass is so big" and enjoys the thought of it "jiggling"
one who dissaproves of ..firecracker laughs..

one who claims she is trying to go natural with her makeup and yet wears more makup than anyone i know.. gotta give her credit..she doesnt go all the way with her eyeliner i guess that is considered "toned down".
one who bitches about everything.
one who calls herself "cecilia cecilia"
hates when people pronounce her nickname ceci..like sessy
complains about her issues in backet weaving class in front of a little gay kid and lesbian chicks.
and yells whoohooo over here in front of a bunch of people when no one actually said anything..
one who in religion class would describe herself in one word as "slutty"
one who makes fun of people who might die from keeping there tampon in to long

did you see that self proclaimed whore ceci the other day? damn her butt was jiggling.

by bart kimmmelos lovely lad October 14, 2011