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You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.
Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
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Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.
Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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Private account

Can you ah check if that accounts private
Can you ahhh check it the tot guys account is private (private account is a gay person)
by Uejbeheu August 16, 2017
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private jet

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.
Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now
by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021
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Private pop fly

A modified reach around where the rear person fingers the asshole of the front person while the front person jacks off. When they’re about to cum the rear person throws their free hand through the legs and catches the load like a left fielder.
She dove in with the private pop fly like Barry Bonds on in ‘roid rage.
by Team Tucson September 8, 2023
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privately complicated

It is a term for someone who is in love, but choose to never show it as there is more important thing going on in life. These situation leads to an inner conflict in this person's life that is able to change the attitudes, perspectives and behavior towards ones.
Oh gosh, this girl is so cute, but I love my job. I am privately complicated now
by Khaminov June 29, 2014
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Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
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