please sir

a stupid phrase said by only stupid cunts and people in fanfics

person 1: please sir
person 2: i'm gonna kill you
person 1: hmmm sussy baka

by leafsquare222 June 1, 2021

Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.

I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Mount Pleasant Masterpiece

After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.

That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful

by analagous October 10, 2009

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 6, 2010

Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

Nigga Please

What you say when you wouldn't be caught dead doing something.

Hey, we have two extra tickets to the Rutgers Indiana game. Do you wanna come?

Nigga Please!

by notfornothing14 October 27, 2016