planking on a million

A saying meaning gone crazy or lost common sense.

Peter: You should've seen her the other day, she was talking to herself.

Kyle: That girl is planking on a million

by TheIceCreamHunger July 22, 2012

complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible

G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!

by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

plank

a flat-chested woman

- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.

by plankspanker February 25, 2009

Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.

Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.

by Brucely June 14, 2011

Plankton

A person who bums everything and anything off of people. Also can be said instead of word bum.

hey can i plankton you ?

Dan Hegarty then gave me a stog.

by Mike Chi December 20, 2008

Planking

Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.

Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"

Guy: PLANKING OH YEA

*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT

by Arichima June 7, 2011