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Most parents are stupid fucks, but the fact is that your future is their future. They are trying to live your life in a way and the best thing you could do in life is make yourself and your parents proud and or satisfied. When you become older your life starts to stabalise more so theres no future to work for, thats when people take kids, so they can help them to get into the world.

The problem is that most parents Ive met are exeggerating it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some porn

but thats standard for people I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a conclusion, its normally reasonable for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely insane, and then Id get some professional attension since then you got a serious problem

Seriously, kids and parents gotto live together so you must be able to come to some reasoning together

Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real reason, just think about that one
"My mommie says your mommie is a bitch"
by xilliah September 16, 2005
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Kite-Flying Parents

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.
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planned parenthood

a place that acknowledges women's right to control their own bodies and lives and give unbiased information unlike the pro-life who promotes ineffective abstinence-only education, puts women's health in jeopardy, spreads lies, and secretly hates independent, working women
I got accurate information about my options at Planned Parenthood unlike the time when I went to that bullshit Pregnancy Crisis Center.
by Kenny McCor June 22, 2006
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lawnmower parent

Lawnmower parents try to pre-empt problems and 'mow them down' for their children before they occur and ensure flat surfaces are available for them to traverse...
Oh dear, Mouche is such a lawnmower parent, she just poisoned little lunch for all the children due to compete in next weeks spelling bee...
by mikemilligan2015 March 21, 2016
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parent(s)

(1) normally 2 people who fuck and end up having a child they do not want and wish to make the lives miserable of becuz they are pissed they no longger have feedom.

(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!
My g/f parents fuckin dicks! You took her away from me and now I will royaly fuck u up bitches!
by Daniel October 20, 2004
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Parent

noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave
Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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Justin Bieber parents

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.
Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!
by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011
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