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nickelback

Normally a homosexual act of leaving a small deposit of semen mixed with faeces left on the other males back after anal penetration. Generally similar in size & colour to a nickel.
I gave him (or my lover) a Nickelback.
by MarkyGeeGeee June 11, 2009
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necker's knob

A knob you used to see on the huge steering wheels of 1950's car to help steer with one hand. The use of this would be to put your arm around your girl's neck sitting very close to you thanks to those bench seats.
I've been looking for a necker's knob to install on my Studebaker for 5 years with no succes.
by Kim's love October 28, 2006
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Nickelodeon Bitch Slap

When after sex, the guy pulls off the condom and slaps the girl across her face with the used condom.
After orgasm Jim yanked off his filled condom and gave Keri's face a nickelodeon bitch slap with it.
by Krisco B. January 17, 2009
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Nickelodeon

Shit.

Utter and complete shit.

They were fine for a while, when they played shows that actually were FUNNY.

Now it's Spongebob 24/7 with brief dashes of cheesy (also known as iCarly) every few hours. Add a few Victorious episodes, maybe a dash or two of gay teen singing really badly (Big Time Rush) and VIOLA! We have ourselves the mother of all shitty channels. (right after MTV)

It made a brief comeback with the strangely funny show Invader ZIM but, of course, it wasn't preppy (see teenybopper) enough, so they canceled it.
A few years back:

Me- *watching Nick and laughing hysterically*

And now:

Me- *watching Nickelodeon with an expression of dull boredom and shock* What the HELL am I watching? O_O;
by HaterOfViacom August 13, 2010
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Nickelback

A band so bad you can't even laugh at it.
With a frontman so terrible that one would pay to go to their show just to egg him.
Did nickelback write that song"rockstar" seriously?
Or was that some kind of sick joke?
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nackers

Objects swinging between a males legs. AKA ka-hunas
"gee's they some huge nacker's"
by dripping snatch April 20, 2003
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Nickelodeon

A scheme for animated characters to take over the us government, by using little kids brain washed by the tv shows produced on this channel.
OH MY GOD!!!! Reptar just shot OBAMA!!!!!....Oh well........Nickelodeon!
by Big and tasty frugaler March 8, 2010
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