neuro-net processor

A learning computer, preferably a Gateway. Typically possessed by robotic police officers in search of John Connor. Cybernetic organisms frequently utilize this processor in order to murder the most amount of people possible.

I'm Detective Jon Kimble! My CPU is a neuro-net processor, a learning computer!

by suppan November 23, 2003

Visual Basic .NET

Visual Basic .NET is the best programming language to date. Many people think it's noobish becuase I can create a true P2P application in the same time it takes them to code a message box in C\C++ or ASM.

C\C++ Dev. - "ZOMFG I just made my first message box."
VB.NET Dev. - "How long did it take."
C\C++ Dev. - "Around 2 1/2 years."
VB.NET Dev. - "Oh. I made a Napster Clone and conquered the world in half the time it took you to do that."
C\C++ Dev. - :-X
VB.NET Dev. - "Yup, Visual Basic .NET pwns."

by Dylan Ppokland October 14, 2006

pas net sam

tall guy with red hair, likes computers, and asian women

'there's nothing like pas net sam'

by anonymous February 26, 2005

net labyrinth

a condition in which one gets lost in the entangled mess of materials one is searching for in the Internet by looking up one related material after the other through cross-reference.

He looked up 'A' in the Internet but ended up looking up 'Z' at long last. In fact, he lost himself in the net labyrinth for hours.

by uttam maharjan February 7, 2010

Riding the net bareback

Going on the internet without internet security such as an anti virus programme, derived from the sexual practice of not using condoms 'riding bareback'

I don't have anti virus I'm riding the net bareback

by kezangel April 23, 2011

a tangled fish-net

to shoot your baby gravy and your ladies hair after a bj and then flip her over and rub it in with the carpet making her hair look like a tangled fish-net

a tangled fish-net: damn bro i gave your mom a thangled fish-net last night.

by GORILLA_GRIP August 9, 2008

fox sports net

The stoopid network that blacks out my local HI-Definition broadcast during hockey season. Good for people that are still forced to watch low def sports.

Damn you Fox Sports Network, go pedal your low-def analog signal somewhere else!

by Karl Hungus November 5, 2004