*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.
it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.
it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.
good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"
bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"
bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"
by Jimmy Dallas July 12, 2006
Get the Textually Molest mug.2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.
by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005
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The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
by Lize87 July 31, 2007
Get the Molestache mug.Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
by meismandi March 22, 2011
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Get the molestable mug.when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears
Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.
Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it
Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!
Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it
Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!
Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
by nnjjred December 13, 2009
Get the Mental Molestation mug.The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.
A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.
The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.
Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.
The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.
Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...
Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...
David: ...gurgle...
Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...
David: ...gurgle...
by RIPYoda October 4, 2010
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