mullet cunt

is usually a male that has no class and thinks he's a sick cunt gangster and loves starting fights and being ignorant about society.

that loves UFC, wears Tapout t shirts, has tribal tats but isn't tribal, bleached blond hair in sometimes various patterns, wears monster snap-backs, uneducated, ignorant, racist, has a kid but isn't off their P's, usually has a southern cross sticker on their late model lowered 2wd tray-back hilux, will lift weights just to look big but strickly doesn't do squats are any lower body training, claims to be highly trained in MMA, drinks VB every afternoon, loves motocross, wake boarding, occasionally will have a mullet which is a true sign of a proud aged mullet cunt

by bigrig March 30, 2014

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

Mullet Daddy

Mullet daddy is a hottie with a mullet

Girl 1: He is such a mullet daddy!
Girl 2: ugh! Whatever

by Man baby February 13, 2022

Clunge Mullet

a term referring to pubic hair around the vagina, usually when there is a fair amount of it.

combination of the word "Clunge" - slang for vagina, and the retro hairstyle the 'Mullet'

used as a noun, either as a factual statement or as an insult.

as an insult: "You clunge mullet!"

upon observing a hairy bush: "that's quite a clunge mullet!"

by bokbokbok April 30, 2010

horse mullet

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.

Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.

by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016

pubic mullet

When you shave your vagina but not your asscrack. Business in the front, party in the back.

That bitch has a pubic mullet.

by pubicbillyray December 2, 2019

mullet

Any haircut which is significantly longer in the back than the front or sides. Also see mulletude and butt rock

An example of a true mullet would be a 30-something white man with a huge mullet. Enjoys incest, spousal and child abuse, Child porn, professional wrestling, NASCAR, doggy-style intercourse, 80's hair metal, old muscle cars, and Colt 45

by dioisgod April 24, 2003