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The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!
by Reills40777 October 4, 2019
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Mong

Mong is another word for idiot
James your a stupid mong
by Matty the twatty November 12, 2018
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Mong

(Brit, informal, offensive, somewhat dated) A person who has intellectual disability (low IQ) (comparing with the US term retard), especially one associated with Down’s syndrome. Probably shortened from the obsolete term ‘mongol’ ‘Down’s syndrome’
For example: some taboo insults like ‘you fucking mong!!!! What are you doing?’
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.
Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'
by m00nchat October 20, 2008
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MONG

An intellectual being who occasionally shits themselves, mong
Irem is a mong
by Mshockarif February 23, 2022
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A stupid person smoking a bong over there that thinks they are better or more intelligent but don't realize....
by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023
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I Just Did A Bradley Toms So I’m A Mong
by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021
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