Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

by The Psychologist February 17, 2007

Emo Mitts

Glove like hand and arm coverings (With or without fingers) that cover the Emo wearers self mutilation acts, such as cutting and scars from said acts.

Kid 1: "Hey, Jane is wearing her emo mitts today. She must have done some serious damage to her arms last night."

OR

Doctor: "Ok Jane, take off those emo mitts and lets see the extent of your cutting."

by Alleymac February 12, 2009

drunk ten minutes

a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.

Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?

Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.

by sotrue_2 November 16, 2009

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

fat ass minute

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.

Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.

by Dani2yung December 10, 2014